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daltongraham:

First, let’s put the actual quote, for folks who might not have seen it:

The offending paragraph

Cumberbatch is referring to the rapacious slash fiction community that has turned his chilly, acerbic, and distinctly asexual Sherlock into a lustful cock monster. “It’s always, like, one of them is…

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angrylittlelesbian:

the-queer-is-here:

After the arrival of bionic arms and mind-controlled exoskeletons, it was only a matter of time before we began translating these new technologies into sex toys. The Ambrosia Vibe isn’t as sophisticated as other bionic technologies, but it is one step on the path to having that detachable penis you always wanted.

Holy shit. If they make realistic looking versions of this…I could actually feel right…

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ambrosia-vibe-world-s-first-bionic-strap-on-that-vibrates-when-touched boost the funder!!

ok but this is actually such an important invention please signal boost this (and contribute if u can)

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nickelbackthatassup:

damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

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vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around the bush, she didn’t lie and say she was taken—she just said no.

One day, in third period, after being rejected several times, he said; “I have a gun in my locker. If you don’t say yes, I am going to shoot you in seventh.”

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alibiblack:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THE ENGLISH OURAN CAST HAS OVER 30 MINUTES OF RIDICULOUS OUTTAKES OH MY FUCK

I’m only a little bit sad that my ‘221’ isn’t about Sherlock, but I can deal.

CAUSE THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST LOVES AND THE BLOOPERS ARE HILARIOUS. 

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bakerstreetbabes:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

MYCROFT : Also, your loss would break my heart.

Best scene.

waaaaaiiittt I just thought about it…

And and I’m sure other people have picked that quote and ran with it but the whole. “Yes. Perhaps there was something in the punch.”

DID MYCROFT KNOW THAT THE PUNCH WAS DRUGGED SOMEHOW AND THERE WAS SOME WEIRD ASS BROTHERLY PLAN EH?

Or at least it’s just funny coincidence. Maybe it’s just a coincidence…. Nevermind I’m being silly… It’s probably good writing…

mm.

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I just wanted to share my first peen… I’m not a very good artist when it comes to things NOT super cartoony… so I’m pretty proud of myself. sept that right ball man… it’s tryin’ to roll away somethin’ fierce. 

I just wanted to share my first peen… I’m not a very good artist when it comes to things NOT super cartoony… so I’m pretty proud of myself. sept that right ball man… it’s tryin’ to roll away somethin’ fierce. 

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navydream:

216.

navydream:

216.

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thepurplekoala:

mxdp asked: Thursday walking in on Strange and Morse having a chat! :)

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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